Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Our Life...again

I have taken my Pet off the shelf, and put him back to work as my personal body slave. He has really been goofing off lately, and I got tired of the sullen looks and sarcastic comments (and Pet wasn't any better). This afternoon we are dusting off our almost new, CB 3000, and putting it to use. A few weeks ago, he found it on the internet for a very good price. We were a little worried, because of the low price, and it took weeks to arrive (Pet was positive that we had been had). To what agency does one turn about dissatisfaction with such an intimate product? It turned out to be a Chinese knock-off, and needed a few minor adjustments....but it will properly control the Little Guy and The Boys, whilst massaging Pet's fertile brain.