Outrageous Fortune

Our "Failure To Launch" children MUST know that mama and papa are "active". They have certainly had enough warnings about not running up stairs without properly signaling in advance. Heaven forbid, my poor innocents be struck blind. We oldsters should be past all that by now for Pete's sake. Then we delve into that delicious world beyond mere vanilla. The kinky side. If we are too old for the old wham bamm, thankee mam, then what do the kidlets think of the occasional cattle whip on the bedroom floor? Riding crops, leather cuffs, and chains? Have they picked up on, Mother is now in charge of things around here? Thank goodness MY parents never had....s e x.